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Mycology is the study of fungi. Why not then call it Fungology? It appears it was tried once but most freshman kept missing the first “g” and read it as Fun-ology or the study of ‘fun”. “Hey bro where do we learn how to be fun-guy” was heard one too many times and the usage reverted back to Mycology. Some of the mycologists also felt that Fungiologist just didn’t posses adequate gravitas.
How did the Fungiolists come up with Mycology ? Apparently there was a rather unhygienic fellow in Ancient Greece named Mike (myces) who hung about Socrates, trying to steal some of his bits for a comedy routine. Trying to impress Socrates, Myces would dance about in a jig and juggle olives. One day unfortunately he did a two-step right onto the hemlock that Socrates had just planted. In a fit of rage Socrates called Myces a mushroom head (slang back then for a phallus), and soon thereafter myces became a common synonym for mushroom or fungus. In homage to Socrates, the study of fungi and mushrooms was deemed mycology.
Now where do fungi fit into the big picture? Fungi belong to the Eukarya Domain. Members of the Eukarya Domain are Eukaryotes, and have Eukaryotic cells (Hi welcome to the Eukaryotic Club, I’m not just the President I’m a member! Yes recursion is fun!) I actually do belong, and so do you! Humans (all Animals), along with Fungi, Plants, and Protists are all part of the Domain Eukarya.
So what puts the eu- in eukarya ? Well if we were studying word-ology instead of mycology we might consider that the word eukarya is from the Greek “Eu” (good/true) + another Greek work that isn’t “Karya”, its actually “??????” (nut). So you can always call a friend (assuming he or she is a Fungi, Animal, Plant, or Protist) truly nuts and be correct, at least in ancient Greece.
Here in Hawaii, we have some rather tasty eukaryotes grown on the Big Island (Island of Hawaii) called macadamia nuts. Dip them in some chocolate and they are Eukarya2!
So why do we classify some organisms as eukarya (good nuts) and what do Fungi/Animals/Plants/Protists have in common?
1— They are all organisms
2— They are composed of cells (the basic doodad units of life) which are organized into complicated structures
3—That organization is created by internal membranes and a cytoskeleton
4—They have many internal substructures-gophers, minions, and even a CEO (nucleus)
Eukarya (good nut) is in fact a reference or analogy in Greek (Greekence) to the nucleus of a cell. So the members of the Domain Eukarya are all organisms, which each have somewhat complex cell structure, with framing and partitioning created by membrane and cytoskeleton structures. Furthermore most (exceptions?) have at least one nucleus in residence in the cell. The members of the Domain Eukarya are organized into sub-departments; the Kingdoms: Animal, Fungi, Plant, and Protists.
Just the Facts
It’s painful to think that this is neccessary but the bit about Socrates is purely fictional, though Eukarya and Myco are both derived from Greek words. In summary:
The study of fungi is Mycology.
Fungi (molds/yeasts/mushrooms etc) are in the Domain Eurkarya, and the Kindom Fungi (sometimes called the Mycota).
The Domain Eukarya includes Animals, Fungi, Plants, and Protists.
All members of Eukarya (correct me if there are exceptions) have membrane bound cells, complete with generally membrane bound organelles, a definining sheath or cytoskeleton, and probably most significant each cell has a nucelus (and sometimes nuclei). Eukarya more or less means Good/true + nut, which is a reference to the nucleus of the cell.
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